Simple Heuristics that Make Windows Dumb

C:\U\O\Documents\c\...\src> .\patch.exe --help
Access is denied.

C:\U\O\Documents\c\...\src> ren patch.exe piss.exe

C:\U\O\Documents\c\...\src> .\piss.exe --help
Usage: .\piss.exe [OPTION]... [ORIGFILE [PATCHFILE]]

...Fuck you very much, Windows.